“You Can’t Beat the House,” in the GEHS Auditorium at 7:00 pm on February 7, 8 and 9. Tickets are $5 at the door.
“I’ve had trouble breaking into a house before but this is the first time I’ve had problems breaking OUT again!” So moans Merle to his partner, Howie. These two minor-league burglars have really met their match this time, it seems. They decided on a house only to find, after managing to get into the place, that it’s up for sale and before they can leave, Conrad and Glenda, prospective buyers, show up. This screwball comedy by Pat Cook is one wisecrack after another and proves once again that “You Can’t Beat the House.”